Amongst my friends, fun is not something you have. Fun is something you do. It is a drug, see. (A highly addictive one at that.) I prefer to smoke fun, but you can inhale it if you get a good handful of it. Fun is a hallucinogen. It is very amusing, especially when with friends. You can get fun from anywhere, like your pocket or your messenger bag. However, my best friend has The Good Shit. It can only be cultivated from her trench coat pocket. It is a rare find indeed.

Have you had your fun for the day?