Findings:
- There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- While Shepherds Watched
- feline allergies
- You will not remember me at all
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- My New York will die with me
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- nobody will let me start a country
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- Smile at guys, for me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- all the cute guys will be there
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- It kills me to watch them go
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- If No One Will Love Me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- ender will save me (user)
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Me and Will
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Someone to Watch over Me
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- bang bang
- Accidents will happen
- bangs (user)
- There Will Come Soft Rains
- tough guy
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Dead Guy Ale
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Cut and paste writeups
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- I was a nice guy once
- My sand fleas will kill you
- Jasmine Guy
- Quiet, the dark will hear
- guy bob receptacles_root (category)
- my day will come (user)
- Pizza Equipment Guy (user)
- Will Vandom_root (category)
- greywater guy (user)
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- It's not you, it's me
- Everything will be alright
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Are you hitting on me?
- look in the shadows and you will find the truth
- Nothing can stop me now
- Don't call me white
- Computers are holding me hostage
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Ask me about Loom
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I want your hands on me
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Don't let me die nervous
- just hold me, and let me weep
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- It's Time for Me to Die
- suffer the little children to come unto me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Varus me meus ad suos amores
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Windows ME and Scandisk
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- Tear Me Down
- Neuropsychopharmacology and me
- The Killer Inside Me
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Me Hearties (user)
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- Me.. (user)
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
- who me (user)
- fuck you pay me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Raven watches
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Swiss replica Rolex watch (user)
- Nine While Nine
- Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- While I Live
- This will never happen
- Styles of Radical Will
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- five will get you ten
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Flash Bang
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- Will Hoge
- Nothing Will Die
- Guys who wear skirts
- A hollow longing in her that will last
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- The Eagle Will Rise Again
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
- The day I found out I was a guy
- The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- The Revolution will be televised
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Force of Will
- Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
- I will permit my memory to recall
- Guy Lombardo
- The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
- Construction Worker Guy
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- They will not be named!
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