• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Two virgins about to have sex
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When having sex in northern Norway
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• need sex have money (user)
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• When having sex in Binary
• When I have female children
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• need sex have money_root (category)
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Baptist jokes
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• When having sex in Austria
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When having sex in Poland
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Animals people have sex with
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Sex in a small car
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Dogs that have owned me
• Stoned music memories
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When having sex in Germany
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Sex with a chicken
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When sex hurts (women)
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When sex hurts (Men)
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• when dogs puke
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• To Here Knows When
• Dog, the other white meat
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Bagel Dogs
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Foot-long hot dog
• When we two parted
• Teaching your dog to bark more incessantly
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Diamond Dogs
• Strontium Dog
• Seeing Eye dog at the Mall
• Sun dog
• Dorsey the Mail Carrying Dog
• Rex the Wonder Dog
• Hound Dog Taylor
• Love That Dog
• foo dog
• Dogs in the Vineyard
• mad dog (user)
• Saint Dog
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• same sex
• The Pinball and Sex hypothesis
• this is sex without touching
• Tantric Sex
• Sex with the Dead
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Sex Worker's Alliance of Vancouver
• Sex Drugs and Divorce
• sex god1_root (category)
• free sex video (user)
• Free Live Sex Cam (user)
• Free Gay Sex Video_root (category)
• sex is fun (user)
• Time flies when you're having fun
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When good code goes bad
• When it rains, it pours
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I left my girl
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• When Clients Attack
• When you kill people they die
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when we owned the world
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When the Robins Nest Again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The Happiest Dogs
• Devil Dog
• dog cancer
• human dog sled
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Enough to cobble a dog
• Charlie Dog
• my dog it has three corners
• American Eskimo Dog
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• dog hands (user)
• loc dogg (user)
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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