Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "trust me, i'm a doctor"

• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• trust the doctor (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• customers don't trust me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• My Company Trusts Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Touch me I'm sick
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Trust me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Faustus
• Fremantle Doctor
• The Death of Doctor Island
• Doctor Feelgood
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Come to Me
• Taste me, taste me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Feigning smiles for me
• mini me (user)
• Ask Me Why
• Experience has made me bitter
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Where organized religion lost me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• treat me like a woman
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• spare me the details
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• hold me tighter
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• Urinal Cakes and Me
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Country music videos confuse me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Call Me Princess
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Send me downstream
• She only wants me for sex
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Dead Like Me
• So much it scares me
• m.e. (user)
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Lil' bit o Trust (user)
• chain of trust
• In Dust We Trust (user)
• Doctor V64
• Doctor from Lhasa
• Doctor O_root (category)
• doctor wilson (user)
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Society made me what I am
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• you lied to me
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• M.E.
• Blow me down!
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Adore me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• you complete me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Give Me Your Children
• let me hate for you
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Via con me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Half of Me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• The whole world is lying to me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Your Body Above Me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

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