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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• The whole world is lying to me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was a homeless bum
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She only wants me for sex
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This node was made for you and me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Before you, there was me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• consensual sex
• Mutually orgasmic sex
• Tantric Sex
• Bad Sex Prize
• Sex with your best friend
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• Bathing in sex repellent
• Sex Traffic
• sex video (user)
• Free Sex Story_root (category)
• sex chatrooms
• Sex, Ecology, Spirituality
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• I was going to marry Marty
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Some Kinda Itch
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Give me a break!
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was nice working with you
• Please help me!
• This was not my going away party
• Follow Me 'Ome
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• I was a teenage Overlord
• When your presents give me hives
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Noli me tangere
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I know they are watching me
• I am that person I was watching
• Don't call me Asian
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• spare me the details
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• whole cloth
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• English verbs that relate wholes and parts
• words hiss into me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• help me (user)
• inhuman me (user)
• That one makes me scream, she said
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• math makes me smile
• Just Me (user)
• I'll become what you became to me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• It could have been me
• me 3:16 (user)
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Silly me
• /me misses happiness
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You can see right through me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• leave me alone
• You Heard Me
• Sex, Lies, and Videotape
• coital sex
• definition of sex
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• all sex is not rape
• the appropriate sex
• Sex & Jazz & Rock & Roll
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• When having sex in northern Norway
• Outdoor sex
• sex kitten (user)
• Free Lesbian Sex (user)
• Free Sex Pic_root (category)
• how to bring up sex in a conversation
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• The day I realized what being alive was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Gizmo was insane
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• /me
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• The night was alive, and so was I
• why me?
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Speak To Me
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• GP, are you with me?
• Not what was said
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The Day the World was about to End
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Comfort me
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Please stop annoying me
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Blow me down!

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