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• I was the worst lay you ever had
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst Node Ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Worst episode ever
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The worst job interview ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The worst ending ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Worst Dressed Women
• All that I am and ever want to be
• The greatest paper ever written
• the best damned story ever written
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• If I had a nickel...
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Spirit had other plans
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• had had
• I believe the time we had was meant to be, but not to last
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Dick Green
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Had I not seen the Sun
• The best date I never had
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• My roommate's smelly rug
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Same as it Ever Was
• Best Death Ever
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• all she ever wanted
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had been hungry all the years
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I, Roommate (user)
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• Unhappily Ever After
• pointless HTML in email
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• I almost had to wait
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Your Own Worst Enemy
• Worst ideas of the century
• Have You Ever Walked?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• The Fun They Had
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Lose the roommate
• My Own Worst Enemy
• Worst Friends Forever
• Does this ever go away?
• Will I ever know?
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Ever After
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• had better
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• if I had known then what I know now
• Daddy's Roommate
• The worst things about divorce
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• the worst night of my life
• worsted wool
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had a brother, once
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Roommate agreement form
• The Worst Climate in The World
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• boss i wish you had told me
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Worst of the Best
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!

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