A theme dress-up day in some high schools, Tacky Tourist Day is when Florida kids get to make fun of their bread and butter.

Typical costumes involve hawaiian shirts, sunblock-painted noses, oversized sunglasses, and Mickey Mouse ears.

I doubt that tourists ever see this lampoon -- it's not intended to be flattering. However, I suspect that if we were to dress up like this and go to the beach, nobody would notice...

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