Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "programmers who just want their program to compile and work"

• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Capitalize, please
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• programs that don't compile
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who wants trident?
• I just work here
• Know your pets
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Dead links in writeups
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Student Work Abroad Program
• Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Judging women by their books
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I just want to be a drummer
• I just want to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I just couldn't work like that
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Who wants a down vote
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Just a babysitter
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• But I have seen the sun just once
• My mother just died
• The just deserts of Table Four
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I just shot John Lennon
• Gills just barely wet
• Only a simple computer program : 2
• The End of Evangelion - Theatrical Program
• Learn to Program: Variables and Function Calls
• The Odyssey program
• C Programmer's Disease
• The Programmer's Viewpoint
• And their feet move
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
• The Last Show: The Priests Open Their Big Mouths
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I want a first kiss
• I want to fall in love
• Why do you want to get married?
• What I Want: A Poem
• For want of a nail
• Before we hire you, we want to gauge your degree of self-loathing
• I want to be a muse
• I want you in my mouth
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• God Wants You Dead
• Who's Who
• Women who purr
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Six good men who listened
• Those who are idle are complicit
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• A letter to the hottie who stole my washing machine
• The King's Son who Feared Nothing
• Who Came First
• Find someone who...
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• work order
• Iron works
• The newly discovered erotic works of H. P. Lovecraft
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• How interactive fiction works (part 5)
• Jacking off in the bathroom at work
• Work the ball
• Back to work
• play at work
• I work in an office now

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