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• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're dead, you're dead
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 1
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 11
• Prologue to Through the Looking Glass
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• when you're ready to touch me again
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• What are you really looking for?
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Looking down through the leaves
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 2
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 12
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Sing when you're winning
• Language Through the Looking Glass
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 3
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Swing when you're winning
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Through the Looking Glass - Epilogue
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• when people become strangers
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 4
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When you're home alone
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• People with programming languages named after them
• Going by the script when talking to people
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 5
• When children become people
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• People, Look East
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 6
• Really Big Things flying through space!
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• You're never around when I need you
• I look better when I am wet
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I'm Looking Through You
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• look straight through you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Through the Looking Glass
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 7
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• When you're alone
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Where people go when people die
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 8
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• People don't flail when they die
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• You know you're a geek when...
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Malice Through The Looking Glass
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 9
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Her hair, tangled
• Never look like you're staring
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• play dumb
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 10
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• When you kill people they die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• Open Look
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• windows where I can look out
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• A poem for when I loved him
• Chipirones en su tinta
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• When the walls go down
• Look for the Union Label
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Why do voters who voted for Obama tell us as much, when defending ponies?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• She looks good in black
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Thou shalt not look at graven images of sex workers in improbable geometries
• You're so come here go away

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