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Now everyone thinks that you're crazy

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(idea) by pingouin (4.1 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:19:01

Camera pans across the combination living-room/kitchen of a basement apartment in Etobicoke, circa 1960. Dishes need to be done. Nice state-of-the-art stereo, ratty Salvation Army furniture. Album covers strewn everywhere, as if a vinyl-and-cardboard-seeking "smart tornado" has swept through the place. Now playing: Miles Davis' "Vierd Blues". A penguin emerges from the loo, waddling, as if to dance. Waddles to camera, and says:

"'Now'? Was ist 'now'?"

His breath reeks of herring.


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