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• stop being so English
• Sexist jokes
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• stop adoring from so far away
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Being a dickhead
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• But what are they really thinking?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• On Being the Right Size
• On Being Small
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The importance of being Ernie
• The release of being useful
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• same same, but different
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• But...
• awful forever, but yesterday's
• You Really Got Me
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing From Mars
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• CHINA CLIPPER CALLING ALAMEDA: Opera, Britney, and a really big snake
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA_root (category)
• Nightwings This 1975 album features joe venuti along with bucky. a really sweet album.
• São Tomé and Príncipe
• The real reason gas is so expensive
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• So What
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• So Solid Crew
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• So you've decided to start smoking
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Stop The Violins
• Geezer and a stop sign
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• A romance of rumbles and sudden stops
• imperfect being (user)
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• On not being a writer in Prague
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• On the Geological Succession of Organic Beings
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• being a feminist
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• African American but not Black
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Buts (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What NT in Windows NT really stands for
• A Really Good Feeling
• Is Jerusalem really sacred to Islam?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Sudanese Volunteer Project
• every so often
• I don't want to fall so easily
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• so sorry2 (user)
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Small and common and so precious
• So. African (user)
• And so, the countdown nears an end
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• and so forth
• Comic Stop
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Request Stop
• aperture stop
• like, stop stuttering
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• Love's Travel Stops
• Human beings will believe anything
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The reason being
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt

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