Currently listening to: Arcade Fire: Funeral.
Currently reading: Wilbur Smith: Monsoon.
Currently watching: Scrubs, Season 3.

Merry Christmas, jolly noders! Festive season's right around the corner. Whether you love or loathe the holidays, what better way to celebrate than send gifts to random people? E2 is indeed, a community. Secret Santa is about coming together, whilst apart. It's about sharing joyous, shining moments with one another without the hours of spooning afterwards. It's about love. ..and presents. I like presents. To prove this to you, the following wishlist is for whatever lucky soul recieves the gift of gifting me this year. Homemade stuff! Foreign currency. Sports stuff! I love all kinds of sport, so any kind of gear would be choice. If you have a favourite book- pick me up a copy. Favourite CD/DVD? Burn/buy me a copy. A flag! (woo, flag). Oh, and stickers. Stickers are good. Video games! Underwear! Oh! A coffee mug! My favourite mug broke a week ago.. Look, the previous are simply suggestions. Dear gifter, let your imagination run wild. Just promise me you'll make an effort. Cheers.

Needless to say, my giftee for this year WILL be recieving their very own copy of Boobs For Charity. Unless they're Christine.. lumps of coal for you, dear..

Mustard n Custard is sixteen years old. My real name is Josh(ua Ross Ramsdell). I never had a nickname before... It didn't work.

If you have any complaints, compliments or would simply like to discuss the finer things in life (degeneracy and narcotics, for example), drop me a line at: creative_chaos@hotmail.com. Or, send me a letter. Bye now.