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Men and Women

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(thing) by BorisVian (7 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Mar 17 2001 at 12:36:48

A handsome man and a pretty girl were sitting together on a bench in the park. The man's head seemed to be empty and he was blocked because of his diffidence.

After a long time, the girl said dreamily, "Boy, do you think my eyes are like bright stars shining in the clear night sky?"

The man looked at her furtively and answered, "Yes."

"And do you think my teeth are like pearls reflecting the light of the moon?" she continued in the same dreamy voice.

"Yes," he answered again after another glance.

"And do you think my hair is like a golden waterfall in the moonlight?" she went on.

"Yes," he repeated.

"Oh, darling!" she said happily, throwing her arms around him, "You know how to speak to a woman!"

And then he dared to ask her "Really?"

The beauty answered "Oh, for sure...! By the way, are you thinking of undress me, and fondle my breast, and kiss my mouth, and having sex with me?"

The man enthusiastically declared "Oh yes, oh yes."

Then, she stood up and angrily replied" Don't you think you are going too very quickly too far?", and made off.

"My friend Sancho, to become a Knight the action must precede the word." (Cervantes).

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