Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "made me want to strangle the crap out of her"

• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The World I Made for Her
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• You say you want to help me
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Want (the state of not having her)
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• The Devil made me do it
• I Want You to Want Me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• She only wants me for tech support
• Please please please let me get what I want
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Wake me up if you still want me
• her arms around me
• My wife made me sexy!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• my secret made me very happy
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I was a homeless bum
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• February wants me dead
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Experience has made me bitter
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• She only wants me for sex
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They're made out of meat
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Lick me out
• I want your hands on me
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The full moon made me do it
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• I want her to clutch at my hand and run.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You know you want me, baby!
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• 80s music made me gay
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I want you inside me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They want me for a focus group!
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• There are a million girls like me out there
• England Made Me
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• They Don't Want Me
• crap out
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Let me dream if I want to
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• Society made me what I am
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I don't want to see her
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• My mother wants her mother to die
• Books made me a person
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I wanted you to want me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• keep out of reach of children
• Put out to stud
• Chalk out
• page out
• out of solution
• Pull out of the bag
• How can people listen to that crap?
• further in and farther out
• out of whack
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• cracked out on sleep-dep
• The woman with her legs apart
• coming out
• Her knees
• Planet Out
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Watching the stars go out
• A soft wonder bites her lips
• Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Rolling out fresh pasta
• I am a mental construct in her head
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Nymph Complaining for the Death of her Faun
• Bring out your Dead
• Her way to the top
• opt out
• Silver drops her vermeil cheeks depaint
• How to have an out of body experience
• the pelican in her piety
• line out
• Diana and Her Companions
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 8
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Screws fall out
• Her Unhappyluck
• Degrassi: School's Out
• Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs

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