Findings:
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- It kills me to watch them go
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
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- kill me (user)
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Someone please kill me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- She kills me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Fuck it or kill it
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- give me the truth or nothing
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- That which does not kill me...
- kill me now (user)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- kill me now_root (category)
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Please Kill Me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- ROCK or STONE_root (category)
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
- Kill your darlings
- Shit or Go Blind
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- I Killed The Zeitgeist
- Our flesh is ferocious. Our bodies will kill us. Our bones will outlive us.
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- That man bit me
- I and me
- Better him than me
- Stay here with me
- Damn poem still haunts me
- Frilly putty in me now
- When your presents give me hives
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I was a homeless bum
- A part of me
- Come home with me
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Can you hear me flailing
- People without spines annoy me.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Love me the way that I love you
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Listen to me!
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- What have you done for me lately?
- To me, cigarettes are food
- They inspire me
- Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Call me Anna
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Me Hearties_root (category)
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- =Yo N ode me
- Your tears make me smile
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- let me speak please (user)
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
- It's me that you need
- Wire me a memory of the future
- Portland, Oregon
- Squid or Sailor?
- When American writers use Latin, or other languages
- Should I stay or should I go?
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- pets or meat
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Soto Ajam
- kill word
- Flavour or presentation?
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
- Killed By Death
- How to kill a Sim
- Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to kill a Terminator
- To kill persistent tears, befriend sunlight.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- Eat Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- Just call me fluffy
- That's me inside your head
- Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Augusta, Maine
- as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Fuck me boots
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
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