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• Houston in Two Seconds
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• seven, plus or minus two
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Be a model or just look like one
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• two seconds to midnight
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• you fall or fly every second
• just one second hold (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Cooking for One
• One lump or two?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Sew or Staple?
• Either/Or
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• hydrate or die
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Join or Die
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• An American in Tours
• America: love it, or leave it
• Transferring to a new university or college
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Star Ocean: The Second Story
• Gone in Sixty Seconds
• The Second of the Three Spirits
• second countable
• The Clerk in the Second Bookstore in "The Big Sleep"
• The 30 second kneel down
• Gone in Sixty Seconds - A Theatre Quest
• Two of Wands
• The Grateful Prince: Part Two
• Nansen cuts the cat in two
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• My Two Dads
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• Winter's Tale III.ii
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• venomous lizards
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• Two States, Five Senses: The Michigan and New York Apple Gathering
• Tennis for Two
• Two Tone_root (category)
• How to exchange two variables by using a third
• The Two Coreys
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• Just world hypothesis
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Just Add Water_root (category)
• just real (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• JUST FOR SEX (user)
• Just War
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Skate or Die
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• true or false
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• serendipity, or something like it
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• Second Reality
• Seventeen Seconds
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• one silent second
• second quest
• Second Dada Manifesto
• The Art of Writing Translations: Second Chapter: On the Subject of Translating Speech
• My second experience with death: sunshine
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - A Theatre Quest
• Second Chechen War
• number two
• Remember Two Things
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• two piece
• Free the Springfield two!
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Titus Andronicus II.iv
• Two color theorem
• Oberheim Two Voice
• two-handed tapping
• Visit with Two Seals
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Thumbelisa: Part Two
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Is it possible to pack two transcendental numbers?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Spirit-vision: a moon lute and two stringed violin
• two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
• Two Sheds' theme (stylesheet)
• Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just before you make that next move...
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• he just died
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• This is just to node
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• I Just Shot a Mime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Just a Stache
• just because they never bothered to really do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Just An Antagonist_root (category)
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• EF or FF?
• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Curried Fish or Meat
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Captain or Colonel
• or, presumably, soup (user)
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?

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