Findings:

• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be no more stories to read
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I could tell you some stories
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Laws Tell Stories
• the world will be remade in our image
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I just want to be a drummer
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• All we need is just to be
• Carl Everett
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will always be in the details
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You are just an animal and you will die
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• node that will be my legacy
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Boys will be boys
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• Be different, just like everyone else
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I should be able to remember your face
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Tell me a story about trains
• Think a Story
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Just be home in time for supper
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There Will Be Blood
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• The Library Book
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Let's just be friends
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Time will tell
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• What life after death will really be like
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• there will be a last
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Tell me a story about clouds
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I will be in my trailer!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Just suppose
• Tell me a story about rains
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If it be your will
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Just So Stories

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