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• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Words that only have one context
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I have one whole anus
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I could have been one of a two
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• -one
• The one my father never met
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• The Great Wise One (user)
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
• rational functions in one variable
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions
• don't spend it all in one place
• 15 Big Ones
• How to redeem one's faith in humanity
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : The Assembly
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Seeing Is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees
• one, many
• Finally we are no one
• UK Number One singles of 1963
• UK Number One singles of 1985
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Master key
• One hand in the other
• One Dimensional Man
• One More Rationalist_root (category)
• Night of the Living Jeopardy! Champion: Round One
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Slick One (user)
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• The One True Seeker (user)
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• "Celebrity" and "The One"
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• not even thirty
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• You and I have power supplies
• One Ring
• Pepsi One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• one out of three
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• one to one
• take the wind out of one's sails
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• The One Tree
• You are at the peak of your powers to destroy and heal, O Blazing One.
• One by One
• One way window
• One body
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• You're the One that I Want
• One Minute Buddhist
• One Dance
• The Old Ones
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Tango for One Legged People
• Mistakenly attributing deity status to one's personal heroes
• One Less Car
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• UK Number One singles of 1974
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Snoopy One
• One Way System
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• One Dove
• three to one
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• wild one (user)
• YUNG ONE (user)
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• sarten one (user)
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• Even the Queen
• You have a big finger
• institutions have lives of their own
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Men have feelings too
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• The Other One
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't

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