Findings:
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- September has such a feeling
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- As any fool can plainly see
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- How to "Have People"
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Any fool can make a rule
- How can an atheist have morals?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many special people change?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How can people listen to that crap?
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- we can all just be around other people
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- even the fool
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How Austria fooled the World
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to Fool a Magician
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.
- fool every time every day i
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How fast can blind people read?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How can you still breathe?
- Know How, Can Do
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- we can get along even though we disagree
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- How to tell she's good looking
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How much more can we bear?
- can people change?
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Your smoking can harm others
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How can I see far?
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- I can quit any time I want
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Can I have a light?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Movie theaters can change people
- How can Poets Survive
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
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