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• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I can't remember our last kiss
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I know. I can't remember.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• it was true then
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• I remember, there was one
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• That Was Then, This is Now
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The sloe was lost in flower
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Can't change me
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• can till can't
• Happy Meal
• Happy New Year
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• happy horse shit
• The Happy Quarter
• Happy Metal
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• we will become a happy ending
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Exclusive Or
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Destiny or Free Will?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• true or false
• James Orr
• Alone Again Or
• Sell it or smell it
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• serendipity, or something like it
• The 2003 Glitch That Wiped a Bunch of Nodes Whose Titles Began With A or B
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• Remember Two Things
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• It is easy to remember you, lost in the music
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Blue Remembered Hills
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• And then we'll invade Russia
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• girl that's unusually hard to pin down (unusual, then)
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Leather bound organizer
• wa (user)
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Olympia, Washington
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Nu Wa
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• what was it (user)
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You Can't Have Mary
• At least things can't get any worse
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I can't see it
• several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• happy ending
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• The Happy Wanderer
• Not Happy Jan!
• Happy Tree Friends
• Happy as a hobbit in a hole
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Is it love or infatuation?
• Charivari or Skimmingtons
• Curried Fish or Meat
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Read or Die
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• With your shield, or on it

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