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• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Twenty-one drinking game
• Whizz Boing Bonk drinking game
• Australian Drinking Song
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• does X have the buddha nature?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They must have faces
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Have Your Say
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Evolution has never been observed
• It hasn't been so long, but
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• drinking beer and banging out power chords
• Drinking water in style
• Project Messiah: the Britnoders strike back - Drinking, Debauchery and Classical Music in Winchester
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• Have Blue_root (category)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Drinking from the water hose
• drinking buddies
• Drinking in the Firebird
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• I want to have your abortion
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I have root on your head
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have too many clothes
• Type A blood
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• if you have had your midnights
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I've been crowned the king of it
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me

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