• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• beach dude (user)
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• less than three_root (category)
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Now more than ever
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I can do much better than this
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I am uglier than you imagine
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• A little lower than the angels
• Kooler than Jesus
• Half a loaf is better than none
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• Calmer
• Two Crude Dudes
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• im da best (user)
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Men make more money than women
• Stranger Than Fiction
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Better safe than sorry
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Operations other than war
• less than stellar
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• Racket dude
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• help im a rock_root (category)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Indier than thou
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• More Real Than Reality
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• More than meets the eye
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• better off with him than here with me
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Colder than a witch's tit
• Names for digits higher than 9
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• All the Young Dudes
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger_root (category)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• A modem is better than nothing
• Nuclear Power: Safer than Peanut Butter
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Flying is safer than Driving
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• Better blatant than latent
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours

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