• I was very, very drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Music to get drunk to
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• drunk
• Drunk Logic
• drunk barbie_root (category)
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• what was it (user)
• Girl drink drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Kalila wa Dimna
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• coding drunk
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What was the question?
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• I was a chess piece
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• drunk as a lord
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• I was adored once too
• dry drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• some drunk magic
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains

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