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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• People without spines annoy me.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This node was made for you and me
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he calls me girly (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• he calls me monster
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Without Me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Before you, there was me
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he that is not with me is against me
• my secret made me very happy
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The day he gave me a lift
• There was no one waiting for me...
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He that is not with me is against me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I was a homeless bum
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I married him because he was not mean
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He Hate Me
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He taught me how to smoke
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Happy Happy Joy Joy
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• happy number
• How America was mapped
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Where I Was
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• It was better before they came
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Zheng He
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• every noder was once a normal human
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Time does not exist without rain
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Excuse me
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Better him than me
• Stay here with me
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Make me one with everything
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• make me hurt you
• You Can Count on Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about

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