Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Men have feelings too
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Let them eat cake
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have too many clothes
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• A reason to drink
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Angel Food Cake
• Urinal Cakes and Me
• 7Up Cake
• Mexican wedding cakes
• Pumpkin cake
• Blueberry pudding cake
• How to eat an artichoke
• Why eat imitation food?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to eat sushi
• You Are What You Eat
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• We have learned our lessons well
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Have Your Say
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• The leaves are falling too fast
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Grandpa Too Far
• Livin' in a Gangsta's Paradox: The complex moral world of Too $hort
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• A jar labeled "pieces of string - too small to keep"
• these streets are too straight for your video game heart
• Taro cake
• Snow Tunnel Cake
• Mountain Dew Cake
• Devil's Food Cake
• Welsh honey cakes
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Eat it, don't read it
• How to eat an ice cream cone
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have started a box
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Linux is too hard to install
• running too fast at night
• Too much bandwidth
• "me too" product
• Graceland Too
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Too many secrets
• Nahoo Too
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• cake
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• pound cake
• Carrot Pineapple Pot Cake
• Russian Tea Cakes
• Mother Ann's Cake
• Cake to Enjoy Without Guilt
• Don't shit where you eat
• How to eat a mango
• I could eat a horse
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Wog Eat Wog World
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• if you have had your midnights
• Too much school makes us crack
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• Too Loud a Solitude
• Too Darn Hot
• too late now (user)
• Ninjas are people too
• fruit cake
• Little Debbie Snack Cakes
• White Cake and Frosting
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• cattle cake
• All Purpose Cultural Salt Cake of Doom
• Snow Cake
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• Watching you eat an apple
• Dare I eat a mango
• the word eat he
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• does X have the buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?

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