dry humping

(thing) by jimmyCarter (3.3 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Mar 22 2000 at 12:11:50

A teenage rite of passage in which you mimick sexual intercourse by humping with clothes on.

Most pleasurable when done wearing blue jeans.

See Also: grinding

(Blue Jeans was a joke)

(I still like to dry hump)

(idea) by sl0throp (3.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Wed Mar 22 2000 at 15:04:59

Even if you're not a teenager, it's still an interesting form of foreplay. It's certainly even possible to get off by dry humping alone. Great for situations/relationships when actual sex is just not possible or recommended.

Best performed wearing as little clothing as possible. Jeans are the worst because of the thick fabric and seams. Yow!

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Grinding	going commando	Outercourse	dry hump
Me So Horny	Dry humping in public	How to flip a coin when you haven't got one	petting
Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea	intercrural sex	femoral intercourse	humping
Judging women by their books	dry riding	How to get it	dry rub
Blue balls	going Dutch	foreplay	blue jeans
cunt	Orgy	Antonie van Leeuwenhoek	get off

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