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• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Beggars can't be choosers
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Cant mast
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Arse Biscuits
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Be Mine
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• you can't polish a turd
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• I know. I can't remember.
• i can't love you anymore
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told
• How to be a good customer
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• may their names be sung forever
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• I can't see your face in my mind
• I can't live without you
• The Cant
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If it be your will
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• i can't find it anywhere
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Can't get you out of my head
• We Can't Dance
• It Can't Happen Here
• I can't feel my legs
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• Bunch of Arse!
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You're too young to be so old
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• what it takes to be a fool
• How to be monstrously shallow
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

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