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bondage-and-discipline language

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(thing) by Jargon (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Apr 28 2000 at 9:16:20

bomb = B = bonk/oif

bondage-and-discipline language n.

A language (such as Pascal, Ada, APL, or Prolog) that, though ostensibly general-purpose, is designed so as to enforce an author's theory of `right programming' even though said theory is demonstrably inadequate for systems hacking or even vanilla general-purpose programming. Often abbreviated `B&D'; thus, one may speak of things "having the B&D nature". See Pascal; oppose languages of choice.

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