Findings:
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Your secret's safe with me
- Everything got me fired!
- Don't Give Me Names
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- Where feminism lost me
- simple answers make me insane
- Jenny Kiss'd Me
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Make me one with everything
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- things that scared me this week
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- Sleep escapes me still
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Country music videos confuse me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- boss i wish you had told me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- See Me, Feel Me
- Simple words, simple dreams
- Me and Edith Head
- The Me Nobody Knows
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Me and Lukey
- bite me 2000 (user)
- returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
- you show me yours and I'll show you mine
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Bitch set me up!
- The microchips never fail me.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- you hear me? (user)
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- unfinished (like me)
- abandon
- -Me- (user)
- Why Not Me?
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- The Statue Got Me High
- Tell me a story about rains
- You people disgust me
- Chicken Cannon
- far be it from me
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- send() and recv()
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- If you could see me cry
- Sweep me up
- What a Shame About Me
- the african violet you gave me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Real Me
- A learned man came to me once
- What Do I Do With Me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
- What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
- A Better Version of Me
- Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Tickle Me Elmo
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- I carry this bullet with me every day
- Dead Like Me
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Carl and me
- the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- She doesn't need me anymore
- Don't Make Me Think
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- STOP MUTING ME (user)
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- Lies my physicists told me
- very careful abandon
- love me
- Don't stand so close to me
- Roger and Me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Lick me where I bleed
- Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
- blow me
- Stop looking at me
- her arms around me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Don't tread on me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- And They Believed Me!
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- She just looks at me
- A conversation between me and god
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- Beauty surrounds me
- Excite me
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- Come fly with me
- Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
- Freeman and me and the rest of the world
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Red Dwarf insulted me
- ;me (user)
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Liver, come back to me
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- loving me (user)
- Yo Ho, Me Hearties_root (category)
- Kiss Me, Judas
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- let me speak please (user)
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
- It's me that you need
- The Rain Falls For Me
- Abandoned Pools
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Rape Me
- talk to me not the computer
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- What is wrong with me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- What the rocks taught me
- Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
- Me Chinese
- Be gentle with me
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- On the subject of me losing my shit
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- People without spines annoy me.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Jenny Kissed Me
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