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• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Words that only have one context
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Have got
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• It must have rained or something
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Never Been Kissed
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• been there, done that
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How the mighty have fallen
• Questions I have had today
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• does X have the buddha nature?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They must have faces
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sex in a small car
• The terrorists have already won
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Pigs have good noses
• What I have learned from being fired
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no browser and I must node!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Have A Safe Weekend
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have never
• I want to have your abortion
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.

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