Findings:
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- Where people go when people die
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- When you're alone
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- People don't flail when they die
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- You're never around when I need you
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Her hair, tangled
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Swing when you're winning
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
- People shouldn't swallow rocks
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Sucking at The Sims
- You know you're a geek when...
- Sing when you're winning
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- When you kill people they die
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- when you're 30, you'll change your mind
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- People shouldn't drive while crying
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- When night taught you to let light talk
- It's the impurities that let you party with the shadow people
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- when people become strangers
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I'll get there when I get there
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- you're respected by the people you know? you're doing something wrong
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When you wake up feeling old
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- When children become people
- When you're home alone
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- I finally realize you're gone forever
- If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- Let's
- If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
- Let's not, and say we didn't
- Don't let me die nervous
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
- Lets Get Real
- let sleeping dogs lie
- How equal temperament lets you transpose sampled chords
- let it rain
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Blue People
- People referred to by three initials
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Pod People
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- The Everything People Registry : United States : Kansas
- The Everything People Registry : United States : Georgia
- 3,000 Naked People
- People's Republic of Maryland
- The Everything People Registry : Argentina
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- The Everything People Registry : Greece
- What are you, uh - show people?
- Dictionary of Biblical People
- Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- The Everything People Registry : United States : Northern New England
- Boat People
- The Everything People Registry : United States : North Dakota
- This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
- Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
- Some people call me a drama queen
- The Everything People Registry : Democratic Republic of the Congo
- I made some people
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Opium of the people
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
- Life sucks, then you die
- Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
- Welcome to The Suck
- when
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- When I get like this
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- When life gives you shit
- When should a firm stop production?
- when immunity is a bad thing
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When Rabbit Howls
- When she was bad
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When I was Fair and Young
- Ecological vs. environmental
- When the Sun Rises
- When first my way to fair I took
- When your time comes
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
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