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• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Will you realize it when you die?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• When your presents give me hives
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I know when the world will end
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When your mind races, who wins?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When were the gospels written?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• You know you're in the SCA when
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Oh woe is me
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When It Falls
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When shall I be free?
• needs must when the Devil drives
• When the walls go down
• When Renny wakes up
• You will not remember me at all
• nobody will let me start a country
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• When I was your age
• When Animals Attack
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When fierce media executives attack!
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• who vs. whom
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When you kill people they die
• When a virgin graduates
• When Rabbit Howls
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I am stronger than now
• Ecological vs. environmental
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• When You Come
• When The Pawn...
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When You Are Old
• When I get like this
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• What I want to be when I grow up
• We journal only when we hurt
• You were here when I fell asleep
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Yes me, right now
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• when someone you disliked dies
• When are you going to stop running?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When the jungle took the city back
• When you think about smoking
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• When I Die
• When am I an adult?
• When you wake up feeling old
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• when my father cries
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• November 4, 1995

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