Findings:

• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• King Of Comedy
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I am King
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When We Were Kings
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Boy
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• November 4, 1995
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When she was bad
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• back when our blood was still warm
• When touch was simple
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was your age
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When The King Comes Home
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• man when you are telling me how it was
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• JOB: A Comedy of Justice
• King
• The new Burger King X-Treme Double Cheeseburger
• King of Everything2
• King Swamp
• The Laws of King Athelstan
• Warrior King
• Coretta Scott King
• Kings Gambit
• King's College, Cambridge
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• King of the Pee-Pee Dance
• King & Balloon
• King Creole
• Of the Slaying of King Volsung
• King Dead
• Foreign Policy under King Henry VII
• King of Cups
• Marion King Hubbert
• Magnanimity of a Savage King
• King Arthur and the Knights of Justice
• Pieces of Kings
• One Night With The King
• Bath-Sheba King (user)
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• When the shit hits the fan
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When things are known by a brand name
• When Worlds Collide
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When should a firm stop production?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When Clowns Go Bad
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When You Are Old And Grey
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• When we two parted
• Observational comedy
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• King Tubby
• 1 Kings 7
• 2 Kings
• 2 Kings 16
• A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court - Chapter IV
• King's Gambit
• Scarecrow and Mrs. King
• The Nome King Laughs
• King Lear I.v
• King Dox
• Palette of King Narmer
• Sausage King of Canberra
• The King's Buccaneer
• King Vitamin cereal
• King Lot of Orkney
• Saga of King Harald Grafeld and of Earl Hakon Son of Sigurd
• Shaman King
• King Conan
• King Ludd (user)
• The King's Quest Companion
• King Higher (user)
• Tomb of the High Kings
• King of New York
• The King's Quhair
• I'm the King of the Castle
• The Walrus was Paul
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• She was steady
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris

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