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What the coin return returned

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(thing) by no comply (1.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Jul 01 2000 at 7:53:46

This is a public service announcement brought to you by somone who doesn't want this to ever happen to you

One day I was hungry and I decided to get some candy and lucky for me there was a candy machine right in front of me. I put in my money and presed B3 and got skittles. I retrieved the skittles and then went to get my change. Instead of change I got a handful of jizz from a used condom. That's the story. Be careful.

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