• Using "they" in the singular
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• But what are they really thinking?
• They don't understand my tea
• They just kind of went away
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• People don't flail when they die
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
• Using E2 to cheat in school
• Using the euro in Britain
• Using copyrighted works
• cat haters
• play dumb
• The owls are not what they seem
• The Harder They Come
• They said no
• Rape committed by women
• Where Are They Now?
• And They Didn't Die
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• using a sample size of one
• Using an adaptor to connect a PC monitor to a Macintosh
• using Mondrians to fill empty walls
• Using Unicode on E2
• Using Smileys in literature
• my life in the singular
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The Night They Raided Minsky's
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• using eBay to build a CD collection
• How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
• Using Emacs as a programmer's calculator
• disembodied philosophers chatting endlessly in limbo using telepathy
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They don't touch me the same way
• that lump they call your brain
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• They think it's all over
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Using PayPal Internationally
• Encounters using the Polish public transport system
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• First They Came
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• They love me in San Francisco
• they (user)
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Using keyboard LEDs for something useful
• Using a nuke to form a lake
• Using Tarot Cards for games
• Solving complicated equations using C
• We in the singular form
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• We and They
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They could have saved Kevin
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• The problem with using "black" and "white" as racial identifiers
• How to download Everything2 to your handheld using AvantGo
• Separating form and function on the web using XML and XSLT
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Using multiple internet connections
• they
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Love Each Other
• They say it's never too late
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• First They Took Away Napster
• They shall not pass
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Slashdot using Everything as a Dictionary
• using public variables in c++ classes
• Guide to using a mixing desk
• Multiple servers using mIRC
• Using uninitialized memory
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They Flee From Me
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• They All Laughed
• They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
• My kisses, they do not fade
• What They Did To the Desert People
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• approximating square roots using first-order Taylor series
• Reloading pistol ammunition using a Dillon progressive press
• How to exchange two variables by using a third
• Singular or plural?
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They mass produce plastic women
• They asked me to write a letter
• Things you give people that they keep
• You stole what they would have given you
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They bombed our chip shops!
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
• butterfly stroke
• Using Hyperterminal to Configure a Cisco 67x Router
• Using LEDs to grow plants
• Using Sign Language for Evil
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• They Meet the Woozy
• They really are some out there
• They Fight Crime!
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• And they all just stood and stared
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Using DeCSS is Legal
• Serving Microsoft Visio HTML without using Microsoft IIS
• Using Space for God
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"

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