Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Things in life that would be so much less difficult if the they would just stop interfering with our lives and legalize it"

• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Just to see what it would be like
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You stole what they would have given you
• The best kind of bartender
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• it would be hilarious if only
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We would probably not understand alien life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I never thought it would be like this
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• A book that would feed our chats
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Mind without body
• Would you want to live there?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• That would be me
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• eternity would be boring
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• stop being so English
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• A Life Less Ordinary
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Skim this life but never live
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• So much it scares me
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They will not be named!
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Grandpaw would
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You could be so delicious
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So they caught Santa Claus
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• What would Machiavelli do?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• What would Jesus drive?
• This would make a good bong
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• So mote it be
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Would you like to try a sample?
• What Would You Do?
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• The SAT rules our lives
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• These are the days of our lives
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Things never were what they used to be
• A life less encumbered and the birth of icons
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I would love to hold your hand.
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.

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