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• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They must have faces
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I must have three heads
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Things never were what they used to be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• People want what they cannot have
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They have taken enough
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They Might Be Giants
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You stole what they would have given you
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Automobile tire pressure
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They Have a Word for It
• play dumb
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• They could have saved Kevin
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They will not be named!
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• But what are they really thinking?
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• To those who know who they are
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
• The Night They Raided Minsky's
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• It must have fixed itself!
• Must be a lesbian
• they
• They Flee From Me
• Prilosec
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• To the Leaven'd Soil They Trod
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• They work for you
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They want me for a focus group!
• The Things They Carried
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• just because they never bothered to really do
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• some summers they drop like flies
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• We and They
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• They say it's never too late
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• They came together so as to form one whole
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Why War must be permitted
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• I know they are watching me
• They just kind of went away
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• they fired carbon at the statue
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They who monitor the Internet
• They live in brow furrows and eye wrinkles.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• they (user)
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I shaved my head last night
• your head must feel very heavy
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They Know Me
• How They Came to Bunbury
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They moved like a river
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Using "they" in the singular
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
• People don't flail when they die
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• They killed our Lord
• They Live
• The Times They Are A-Changin'

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