Findings:
- They don't touch me the same way
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- Simple words, simple dreams
- And They Believed Me!
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- They inspire me
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- They want me for a focus group!
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- They love me in San Francisco
- They Flee From Me
- They asked me to write a letter
- They are telling me it is time to go
- I know they are watching me
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- They Know Me
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- They had been expecting me
- Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- They Don't Want Me
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- They always jump off the east side
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- throwaway account
- A subjective account of several dental procedures
- Society made me what I am
- Windows ME
- Leave me
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- O Me! O Life!
- Gravity really gets me down
- Your Pain Destroys Me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- full bottle in front of me
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- "me too" product
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- Your words keep me alive
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Take it from me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Far From Me
- Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
- clowns scare me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- DCyes its me (user)
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Super Size Me
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Makaronio me feta
- Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
- all your faults in me
- kill me (user)
- Your tears make me smile
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- Hand me that piano
- Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- tell me a story about really being undead
- Smile at guys, for me
- Read Me (collaboration)
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- And They Shall Know No Fear
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
- -Me- (user)
- Why Not Me?
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Your secret's safe with me
- Everything got me fired!
- Don't Give Me Names
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- Where feminism lost me
- simple answers make me insane
- Jenny Kiss'd Me
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Make me one with everything
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- things that scared me this week
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- Sleep escapes me still
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Country music videos confuse me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- boss i wish you had told me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- See Me, Feel Me
- Me and Edith Head
- The Me Nobody Knows
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Me and Lukey
- bite me 2000 (user)
- returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
- you show me yours and I'll show you mine
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Bitch set me up!
- The microchips never fail me.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- you hear me? (user)
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- unfinished (like me)
- What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
- But what are they really thinking?
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- I like my breasts the way they are
- A daily account of the acquisition of knowledge concerning 19th century France at the collegiate level
- love me
- Don't stand so close to me
- Roger and Me
- The Statue Got Me High
- Tell me a story about rains
- You people disgust me
- Chicken Cannon
- far be it from me
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- send() and recv()
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