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• Music was better in the old days
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Food was purer in the good old days
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• Old Mother Goose
• Only a Mother
• The Old Ones
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• one and only (user)
• I was a father for a few days
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• one who sleeps with mothers
• There was an old lady
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• The Only Ones
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Old Mother Hubbard
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• The Good Old Days!
• One quiet, unassuming day
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One Night Only
• Famous people with only one testicle
• the only one (user)
• Thine Arm, O Lord, in Days of Old
• Mother's Day
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• One Bright Day
• I was only following orders
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• War is only fun on screen
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• The Day the World was about to End
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Four Seasons in One Day
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• And then one day you wake up
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• and it was that one freckle
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The Library Book
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I was Christian for a day
• Old Timer's Day
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• I was one of those girls
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I remember, there was one
• Deception - Day One
• Peace One Day
• Words that only have one context
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Dumb laws
• International Mother Language Day
• old books can tell more than one story
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Just One Of Those Days
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• There was a cold day
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One Day in September
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• One day we will burn
• The Song of the Old Mother
• There is only ONE God
• Mother's Day proclamation of 1870
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• One year old
• Trompe
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• You're Only Old Once!
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• One of those days
• Hadst thou liv'd in days of old
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• And in those days was armageddon
• Great Old Ones
• good old days
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• When I was ten years old
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• One hour there was sunlight
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The Day Earth Was Born
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• The day I found out I was a guy
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• There is only one electron
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• One day at a time
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• "The good old days" are a scam
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Old Ones
• There is only one season in Houston
• There can be only one
• No one says anything important during the day
• Day One
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• Misanthropic One (user)
• Pi Day
• One Hundred
• The day the music died
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Introduction
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• make one's mouth water
• How to link to one writeup
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Executive Authority
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• miguel the love one (user)
• tacky tourist day
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Ancient of Days
• One Chord Wonders
• The Remains of the Day
• UK Number One singles of 1966

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