The Surrealist Compliment Generator

by Deborah909

Sat Apr 15 2000 at 22:15:21

Here's a sample: "I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

Check it out at http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

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random insult generator	Small things amuse large minds	Check it out	Oncogenic
May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you	I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking	Longest insult in Shakespeare	So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus	Your sandwich surpasses that of mortals	Ice-eating weight loss diet	You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets
Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating	In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest	You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation	Look at my feet in those mangoes
Marker System (A drinker's guide to avoiding Coyote Arm)	Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans	Kill your sampler	S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
Thy fundement depeint	Robyn Hitchcock	Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?	I want to write love letters to all of my friends

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