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The Dirty Dozen

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(thing) by Scupper (2.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Sep 13 2000 at 19:21:20

1963 WWII film about an officer (Lee Marvin) who trains a group of convicted murderers for a mission to kill German officers.

Also starred Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland, George Kennedy, Trini Lopez and John Cassavetes.

Several of the surviving cast members were asked to lend voices to the killer toys in Small Soldiers. Bronson declined and was replaced by Tommy Lee Jones.


(thing) by incarnadine (1.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Dec 17 2001 at 1:42:13

A donut eating challenge.

The gladiators pair up, and then choose a dozen donuts each from someplace like Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or Honeydew. You aren't choosing the dozen that you will eat, though, but are choosing the dozen for your opponent to scarf. The temptation to choose twelve really heinous confections (say, six jelly and six maple-dipped) is tempered by the fear that your opponent will do something similar. We are talking about a Prisoner's Dilemma type situation here.

After the Machiavellian exercise that constitutes the choosing, the rest is simplicity itself. All participants seat themselves around a table, and consume as rapidly as possible their twelve donuts. The winner is whomever finishes first.

I have been told that this is a traditional contest held by the Dartmouth men's crew on their ride back to school from Eastern Sprints, and that the record is in the neighborhood of three and a half minutes.


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How to win a hot dog eating contest d12 Charles Bronson The Magnificent Seven
Prisoner's Dilemma Telly Savalas Small Soldiers Lee Marvin
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Revival of Evangelion Somewhere there's a god who wants me The Cockleshell Heroes Kelly's Heroes
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