Findings:
- listen()
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Please help me!
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please stop annoying me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- please forgive me (user)
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please Kill Me
- Please Please Me
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- please take me to see my mother
- Give me a moment, please
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- let me speak please (user)
- Somebody once asked me...
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Somebody Loves Me
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Someone please kill me
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
- that's me (user)
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- You were always so good to me
- Perceive me
- me 3:16_root (category)
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- ender will save me (user)
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- MET ME IN THE TRAP_root (category)
- sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
- dont bug me (user)
- a new me (user)
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- He taught me how to smoke
- Touch me I'm sick
- Experience tells me not to try
- Tickle Me Emo
- Tell Me What You Think
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- A Slap in the Face of Public Taste
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- That's me inside your head
- Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- You'll Find Me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- They asked me to write a letter
- She said she loved me
- The day Anubis hit on me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Catch You Catch Me
- Accept Me
- You Can Count on Me
- my midterm raped me
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- kill him dead; don't call me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- She only wants me for tech support
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- She loves me, she loves me not
- Loves me like a bottle
- Give me tonight
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
- Me and Will
- Call me Anna
- kill me now (user)
- You lost me at Hello
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- show me (user)
- Arizona to Marion, and To Me
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- talk me (user)
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- give me the truth or nothing
- Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
- Tell him, she told me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- Slap Her... She's French
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- Quincy, M.E.
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Let Me Entertain You
- Peel me a grape
- Tell me a story about elephants
- stop picking on me
- Don't call me white
- Computers are holding me hostage
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Do you think you could love me now?
- The muffins are talking to me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I thought you loved me
- Kiss Me
- I Want You to Want Me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- Death makes me tired
- Windows ME: The Virus Addition
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- 80s music made me gay
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- All For Me Grog
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- Weakness in Me
- What in the world has come over me
- Goodness Gracious Me
- They are telling me it is time to go
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- You can see right through me
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- let's try me (user)
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
- he calls me girly_root (category)
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- leave me alone
- You Heard Me
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- Trout slapping
- Give me a break!
- Follow Me 'Ome
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