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• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• So help me God
• So much it scares me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• So Sue Me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• me so cute (user)
• So, what's the problem with me?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• He taught me how to smoke
• Stoned music memories
• You were always so good to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• you shoot me honest volumes
• so save me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• feline allergies
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Me So Horny
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• See? It likes me!
• He that is not with me is against me.
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• me and mr. wallace
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• My backyard considers me
• pot herb
• I am a pot roast
• Look down, shoot down
• How to smoke with privacy
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Sir Smoke A Lot_root (category)
• make it so
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• So happy she drools
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• São Manuel
• Rejection isn't so bad
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So Close
• Fraid So (user)
• I'm so sorry
• You're so boned
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Gays are great, so she says
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• What Me Worry (user)
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Touch Me
• you lied to me
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• Summer wrote me a letter yesterday
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me (user)
• Save me (user)
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• ME ME_root (category)
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Jesus loves me, right?
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• RFC 2324
• Potted Hare
• pot roast
• chamber pot
• Hiram-Maxim's gun shoot
• Shoot the Chutes
• smoke up
• Why we smoke
• smoke grenade
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• so be it
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So you wanna be a hacker
• The donuts are so pretty
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• Not so difficult
• So much nothing
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I was doing so well.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• take me away
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Taste me, taste me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Spontaneous Me
• me (user)
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• It's all Greek to me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Your Children
• let me hate for you
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me

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