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Red Alert

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(person) by mblase (1.1 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Jan 26 2001 at 19:02:52

Transforms from fire chief's car to robot and back!

AUTOBOT: RED ALERT

FUNCTION: SECURITY DIRECTOR
"Caution can never be overused."

Nothing escapes his notice, no matter how small. When his sensors are activated, thinks trouble is coming. Edgy...unpopular with comrades, but appreciated. Can trigger alarms in other Autobots. Excellent sensory perception. Fast in vehicular mode. Carries 25-mile range rocket launcher and particle beam rifle. Prone to rash judgements which can lead to injury to himself and comrades.

  • Strength: 5
  • Intelligence: 7
  • Speed: 8
  • Endurance: 5
  • Rank: 7
  • Courage: 7
  • Firepower: 7
  • Skill: 8
Transformers Tech Specs


Red Alert enjoyed the prestige of having an entire episode of the Transformers cartoon about just him and his neurotic behavior ("Auto Berserk"), but outside of that he was rarely seen. Invariably he'd be partnered with the Autobot fire engine Inferno, introduced in the same year.

He was made from the same Lamborghini mold as Sideswipe from the previous year, which was probably a hundred times more sporty than any real-life fire chief could afford to drive.


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