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(thing) by hodgepodge (2.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Apr 14 2000 at 17:14:59

fast fuel. The ultimate in quick energy. This stuff is 120 Calories *plus* caffeine (if you get the chocolate variety) in a little pouch with a tear-off tip.

Sample timeline for ingestion of PowerGel:

  • T = 0 sec: Reach into pocket, extract pouch.
  • T = 0.5 sec: Tear off tip.
  • T = 1.5 sec: Put pouch in mouth. Squeeze.
  • T = 2.5 sec: Swallow.
  • T = 3.0 sec: Ingestion complete
See why this stuff kicks ass? It's great for when you don't even have time for a PowerBar. Like in the middle of a triathlon, or between pulls in a game of Ultimate.

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chaos

calorie energy Chocolate ultimate
Pouch fast triathlon GU
E=mc^2 Carbohydrate pocket
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