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(place) by MadPoet (?) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:27:38

A place where everything is green. While it has trditionally been a pathetic little lumber town, many technology companies have been cropping up in the area, such as Intel, Sun and Sequent. Also home to Nike shoes. MadPoet lives right down the street from Nike Headquarters. It rains a lot. A cross between Seattle and San Francisco.

(place) by timothyf (5.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Feb 08 2000 at 16:52:54

When the city that is now Portland was founded, they couldn't decide whether or not to name it Boston (after the Boston in Massachusetts) or Portland (after the Portland in Maine). So what did they do? They flipped a coin. Good thing it came up as Portland, since I don't care much for Boston as the name of a city. That and it'd get too confusing having two large cities named Boston.

(place) by moa (2.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu May 04 2000 at 3:13:40

Actually, according to popular wisdom, the other name they were considering was "StumpTown", as the logged the hell out of it in the 19th century.

(place) by dg (11.4 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Dec 13 2000 at 9:15:22

Portland, Oregon
Population (1998 estimate): 503,891
Density: 4,041 people per square mile
Population change (1990-1998): +3.7%
Land Area: 124 square miles
Jobs: 260,617
Unemployment: 5.5%
Per Capita Income: $29,430

Sources: Bureau of the Census, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Bureau of Economic Analysis


(place) by Haschel47 (1.2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Jan 07 2003 at 18:36:13

It's worth noting that in the late 1800's, Portland had the reputation for the world's highest number of Shanghaied sailors.There are extensive tunnels beneath much of the city that once contained trap doors leading up to bars and taverns. All a man had to do was stand on the wrong spot and he would fall into the tunnels, be subdued, and wind up on a ship against his will.

Portland's most famous Shanghaier was a hotel owner named Joseph "Bunco" Kelly. He bragged that he could field an entire crew in less than 12 hours. One evening, he ran across some men who had stumbled into the cellar of a mortuary. In their drunkeness, they mistook some casks of embalming fluid for liquor. Although some of the men were dead and the others were dying, Kelly brought all 22 men to the ship and claimed the dead ones were merely unconscious from alcohol. By the time the captain discovered the truth, he had already set sail.


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