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• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
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• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
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• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
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• For my father, in the event he finds me
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• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
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• Help Me I Am In Hell
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• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
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• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
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• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
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• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
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• O Solitude! if I must with thee dwell
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• A Wall I Must Climb
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• Give me Liberty or give me death
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• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
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• What do you know of me, or I of you?
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• I've been duped by Satan!
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• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• The Man Bitten by a Dog
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
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• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• he that is not with me is against me
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
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• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
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• You Must Learn
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• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• All Things Must Pass
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• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
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• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
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• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• How to save money and help the earth too
• The King Must Die
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I must show them the underbelly of the cloudbank
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• for this reason we must burn all art
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• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
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• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
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