piglet

Piglet is a close friend of A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh. Piglet is small and shy, and fears the Heffalump.

Alas, Piglet is actually evil. He's the embodiment of Jack the Ripper, as anyone who saw the relevant episode "Wolf in the Fold" of Star Trek (the original series) knows.

Voice of Piglet from the Enterprise computer: "Die, Die! Horribly Die! Kill You All! Make You Suffer!".

• actors. (Babe, Animal Farm, and the soon-to-be-released live-action Charlotte's Web remake)
• educational materials. well, fetal pigs, actually. I dissected a fetal pig in my freshman year of high school, it was actually less gross than the worm and the grasshopper.
• dinner. Roast suckling pig, pork tenderloin... "It's true, PORK IS A NICE SWEET MEAT."
• Piglet leather. Kid gloves are expensive gloves, made from tanned hide of young goat, softer and more delicate than the hide of adult goat. American footballs used to be (and may still be, I don't know, that's a sports thing) pigskin; it's safe to say that pigletskin would make a soft, delicate football for your girl children to play with.