One of the Onion's weekly comic strips that shows a geek doing something pathetic in cheesy color drawings. I find it to be quite therapeutic to laugh it up at the sometimes familiar mishaps.

If I were ever to submit a story it would be something like: "Everyday I was treated to minor physical pain and harrasment by the bully on my bus. One day I finally snapped, turned around and punched him twice in the face. He just laughed at me, and I cried all the way home." Man, now that's pathetic.