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(place) by Cid Highwind (3.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Apr 08 2000 at 16:10:59

A good place to get relatively cheap jeans. Ignore the trendy-now-but-to-be-forgotten-in-two-weeks items (anything with the words plaid, cargo, drawstring, or fleece in the name) and head straight for the blue denim section. You should also avoid buying shirts emblazoned with the "Old Navy" name, lest you become a walking billboard and a fashion fag.
Has anyone else noticed that it's a pain in the ass to find clothes that are not advertisements for the company that makes them? If I'm going to be a walking ad, they should pay me to wear the clothes, not vice-versa.

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